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constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.

American Gods, Neil Gaiman
“-perimentally , with one finger, he found it deeply hurt—and a swollen lower lip.”
…


I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one was kind of funny and I wanted to share.“After the graveside service, the funeral director handed everyone a long-stemmed flower.” Star Girl by Jerry Spinelli.

Full page picture of a Crow boy carrying a Mermaid-Girl-Boy over a vast expanse of semi-barren land. Is it the land or the boys that I should be focusing on?

“So instead the Colonel and I reheated two-day bufriedos- unlike, say, french fries, a microwaved bufriedo lost nothing of its taste or its satisfying crunch-after which the Colonel insisted on attending the Creek’s first basketball game of the season.”-Looking For Alaska by John Green
mother of god.

“Acknowledging and enumerating white privileges often leads to a deeper understanding of what is necessary to support the system that maintains these privileges.”
Ummm. Okay professor Lippin….

“They weren’t worried about the teachers or the college staff.”kinky. 

“On those trips, it was up to me to solve conflicts, acting as a judge from a central power that had just begun to define itself. “
Umm…
p.s Professor Lippin is THE BEST. ^

“Some ideas require more development than others, however, so it is best to be flexible.” Yes, flexible. 

The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini “We took off our gloves and removed our snow-laden boots at the front door.” lol

Enders Game, Orson Scott Card - “Thank You for this, Peter”

it has been well documented that the GI educational benefits transformed American higher education and raised the educational level of that generation and generations to come.

controlalt:

marina91:

paintbrushe:

rugmuncheroat666:

the-salvadoran-bean:

remnantsofstars:

hannahthomson14:

pandoraslittleblackbox:

thesanityclause:

upper-stories:

waffleguppies:

lunashadow:

constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”

OH GOD.

oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.

omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.

Ummm.

American Gods, Neil Gaiman

“-perimentally , with one finger, he found it deeply hurt—and a swollen lower lip.”

I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one was kind of funny and I wanted to share.

“After the graveside service, the funeral director handed everyone a long-stemmed flower.” Star Girl by Jerry Spinelli.

Full page picture of a Crow boy carrying a Mermaid-Girl-Boy over a vast expanse of semi-barren land. Is it the land or the boys that I should be focusing on?

“So instead the Colonel and I reheated two-day bufriedos- unlike, say, french fries, a microwaved bufriedo lost nothing of its taste or its satisfying crunch-after which the Colonel insisted on attending the Creek’s first basketball game of the season.”-Looking For Alaska by John Green

mother of god.

“Acknowledging and enumerating white privileges often leads to a deeper understanding of what is necessary to support the system that maintains these privileges.”

Ummm. Okay professor Lippin….

“They weren’t worried about the teachers or the college staff.”

kinky. 

“On those trips, it was up to me to solve conflicts, acting as a judge from a central power that had just begun to define itself. “

Umm…

p.s Professor Lippin is THE BEST. ^

“Some ideas require more development than others, however, so it is best to be flexible.” Yes, flexible. 

The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini
“We took off our gloves and removed our snow-laden boots at the front door.” lol

Enders Game, Orson Scott Card - “Thank You for this, Peter”

it has been well documented that the GI educational benefits transformed American higher education and raised the educational level of that generation and generations to come.

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